I Regret Nothing — a one-woman show by Sara Polon · Sept 1–3, 2026

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Sara
Polon

September 1–3 | Washington, DC

SEPT 1–3 2026 ✦ NATIONAL UNION BUILDING ✦ WASHINGTON D.C. ✦ SEPT 1–3 2026 ✦ NATIONAL UNION BUILDING ✦ WASHINGTON D.C. ✦ SEPT 1–3 2026 ✦ NATIONAL UNION BUILDING ✦ WASHINGTON D.C. ✦ SEPT 1–3 2026 ✦ NATIONAL UNION BUILDING ✦ WASHINGTON D.C. ✦ SEPT 1–3 2026 ✦ NATIONAL UNION BUILDING ✦ WASHINGTON D.C. ✦ SEPT 1–3 2026 ✦ NATIONAL UNION BUILDING ✦ WASHINGTON D.C. ✦

the show

A story about the things we NEVER TALK ABOUT. BUT WE SHOULD.

I Regret Nothing is a one woman show about the funny, shocking, and ultimately redemptive story of a successful entrepreneur who found herself in way over her head, and couldn't figure out how she got there in the first place. It started with a Jewfro, took a detour to bombing on a comedy stage in NYC, and included a 4am pitstop in the ER with her pants at her ankles. And it gets a little worse from there. You will laugh. You might cry. And you might leave regretting things a little less.

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SOMETIMES YOU HAVE to go through the through... And hopefully, come out the other side laughing.

One price. Three nights.

Doors open: 6:30pm
Show time: 7:30pm

early bird · through aug 1

$18

general admission, any night

after aug 1

$25

general admission, any night

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